when normal bread rolls just aren't shiny enough.
fucked.
Monday, February 15, 2010
Wednesday, February 10, 2010
A fashionable sigh of relief!
If you’re nearly as fashionable as I am you’d have wasted many hours of your life staring at your cupboard torn between wearing your baggy jeans or your sand, khaki or camel corduroy slacks, wishing you were a siamese-quadtuplet so you could wear them all. Spoilt for choice and lying awake in bed at night your mind foolishly wanders to dream of a hybrid-pant where these highly-wearable, versatile and fashionable fabrics live in harmony side-by-side in some sort of bootlegged fantasy.
Well I say dream no more my friends. Introducing denim and corduroy striped pants.
Well I say dream no more my friends. Introducing denim and corduroy striped pants.
Because siamese-quadtuplets are just fucked.
Tuesday, February 2, 2010
Thursday, January 28, 2010
Community art projects..
Because train stations just aren't ugly enough already.
I’ve always wanted to meet the person who decided it was appropriate to leave the exterior design of our multi-million dollar public transport infrastructure to an army of presumably colour-blind primary school Picassos. Armed only with imagination, primary colours and skills which only a mother could pretend to love, their extensive repertoire of rainbows, stick figures, killer birds and disproportionate butterflies seems to be creeping over the city one cinder block at a time.
Now don’t get me wrong, I’m a stickler for fostering creativity in young folk but I yearn for the days when this aesthetic rape was confined only to preschool drying racks and suburban refrigerators. Call me a scrooge but my problems with catching public transport were numerous enough prior to averaging 4 epileptic fits and 2 bouts of vertigo before reaching the ticket machine.
Kiddies, save it for the Magna-Doodle.
Sunday, January 24, 2010
Wednesday, January 13, 2010
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